A scale of dermatologists
A hum of audiologists
An odour of podiatrists
A slumber of anaesthetists
A vial of pathologists
A diary of health bloggers
A sliver of surgeons
A thought of neurologists
An injection of immunologists
A wind of gastroenterologists
A textbook of graduate doctors
A scrum of sports doctors
A breath of respiratorists
A D-Cup of plastic surgeons
A gaga of midwives
A lick of oral hygienists
A bite of dentists
A blanket of sleep therapists
A lens of ophthalmologists
A Lego house of play therapists
A pulse of cardiologists
An earful of counsellors
An enhancement of cosmetic surgeons
A cistern of urologists
A helping of social workers
A stretch of physiotherapists
A siren of paramedics
A prick of acupuncturists
A swallow of speech pathologists
A wrinkle of geriatricians
An innocence of paediatricians
A hazard of radiographers
A helix of geneticists
A portion of dieticians
A tube of endoscopists
A shutter of medical photographers
An arousal of sex therapists.
Because sometimes fun word games are played on Twitter, and I knew the picture of hospital food would eventually come in handy. The mashed potato was always the best bit.
#medicalcollectivenouns @carlyfindlay
