I own that issue
And. Don't. You. Dare. Talk. About. It. Like. You. Know. About. It.
Unless you're a card carrying member.
I'll shout you down until you agree that
I AM RIGHT.
My voice will shout the loudest,
And my keystrokes will be faster than my angry heart rate,
I'll have a comeback for anything you post,
I'm eternally riled.
Is this anger my happiness?
You aren't engaging in a discussion.
YOU ARE A TROLL.
The outrage, it's oxygen. It's adrenaline.
It's pack mentality and screen shotted evidence.
It's passive aggression,
And sometimes it's just aggression.
It's a swiftly driven bandwagon,
Stopping at another station tomorrow -
And if there's no outrage station,
I'll sure as hell create one.
I have all the life experience!
All the situational experience!
And yours does not matter.
Don't tread on my patch of the Internet.